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The Meditation Ripple

One of the things my 30s have officially broken me of is the idea that I know everything -- that I know what I like, what will work or...

One Year Down

A little over a year ago, I stood in front of white backdrop and got my photo taken for a Costco membership card. In the weeks leading up...

Bad Luck Chelsea

Just when it seemed like I was going to be okay, the universe tries to drag me back down into the gutter, TWICE. First, I'd like to note...

Case Closed

LIFE UPDATE: After what felt like an eternity, my extensive test results came back, and now, I not only know what caused my health to...

Down with the Sickness

I'm back from the dead, with tales from the underworld and an admission. The TL;DR version of this story is: I was extremely sick for a...

A Love Letter to My New Couch

Dear New Couch, I remember the first day I met you. I was impressed by your clean lines and soft, yet supportive touch. I knew right away...

Living My Life

I haven't written in awhile, mostly because I've been super busy lately. Ever since the time change, when it started getting darker...

Milk Bar's Heroin Cookie

I normally stay away from sugar because it messes with me emotionally and has been responsible for spontaneous crying fits throughout my...

Period Life Coach

This post is about periods. If you don't like hearing about periods, I think you're stupid. Anyway, one of my imaginary passion projects...